Indeed I was swimming off the coast of Africa when I chanced upon a creature of massive size. I immediately tried to begin communicating with the great fish but to my every attempt he answered simply "nevermore". Thinking to myself this isn’t right this can not be, I decided to beat some sense into the beast. Unfortunately I failed to recognize the clear fact that the fish was at least two hundred times more massive than me. As I was being swallowed I managed to duck away from the tube leading to his (or her as I have yet to take closer observations) stomach and found myself in a room of fluffy pink flesh. Just then a massive suction force threw me out of the great monster.
I now make my way to Antarctica in hopes of a warmer welcome.
Yours always
Clark Edwards
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